so.......
im driving the kids to school this morning and while stopped at a red light, i glance over and notice the lady is schlepping down something in a small bottle and wincing after each swallow. now i think to myself, self-what could it be that is causing her such distress yet she keeps chugging away?
vodka? hopefully unlikely
wheat grass healthy crap concoction? yuck
Alice in Wonderland liquid? could be fun but not while driving
5 hour energy? probably
i started thinking about the torturous things we women put ourselves through
...we allow someone to put hot wax in our nether region and then rip it off
...braid, tease, dye, cut, fill with chemicals that would kill a herd of cattle, pay lots of money to do this at least monthly
...get our girls squeezed, smashed, and crushed for the sake of health and then they have to do double duty as husband play toys and a child's restaurant
...our cha-chinga gets the worst treatment-blood pours out of us and its a good thing? propped up and open like a 67 Chevy that needs a tire change and then lets stick sharp instruments in there and poke around while we are supposed to relax and stop clenching our but cheeks together in protest? then a 14" head is supposed to fit through there and take 12-24 hours to exit the building?
yep, our Lord is DEFINITELY a dude
just saying
im driving the kids to school this morning and while stopped at a red light, i glance over and notice the lady is schlepping down something in a small bottle and wincing after each swallow. now i think to myself, self-what could it be that is causing her such distress yet she keeps chugging away?
vodka? hopefully unlikely
wheat grass healthy crap concoction? yuck
Alice in Wonderland liquid? could be fun but not while driving
5 hour energy? probably
i started thinking about the torturous things we women put ourselves through
...we allow someone to put hot wax in our nether region and then rip it off
...braid, tease, dye, cut, fill with chemicals that would kill a herd of cattle, pay lots of money to do this at least monthly
...get our girls squeezed, smashed, and crushed for the sake of health and then they have to do double duty as husband play toys and a child's restaurant
...our cha-chinga gets the worst treatment-blood pours out of us and its a good thing? propped up and open like a 67 Chevy that needs a tire change and then lets stick sharp instruments in there and poke around while we are supposed to relax and stop clenching our but cheeks together in protest? then a 14" head is supposed to fit through there and take 12-24 hours to exit the building?
yep, our Lord is DEFINITELY a dude
just saying
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