Blue Jean hell

Whatever happened to buying a pair of jeans?

All you needed was the size-that's it-

Now its short, medium, tall

straight, boot cut, fat cut, make your a** look good cut

hip, low-rise, high-rise, no rise, look out for flies

and the list continues

i must have tried on a thousand (that's right, a THOUSAND) pairs

how many did i buy?

One-and it is the loneliest number

so much for enjoying a day shopping

Hell i tell ya

poo on this im going to buy shoes

Comments

[Suzanne]

I can SO relate! I've got a pair here that I just bought and now have to return because they're ridiculously low cut. Grrr.

[diana daijogo]

haaa! you are too much! But I know what you mean- every pair of pants I buy have to be hemmed- this coming from Shorty McShorty